December 2010
211 posts
I hate when you walk in a movie theater with your...
And then you turn back and be like fuck no you go first .
Saddest text message I read today.
10pm
Girl: babe, let's meet later. I miss you.
Boy: alright, I'll just finish this round of beer.
Girl: you're drinking again?
Boy: don't worry; I'll be there, okay?
Girl: okay, I'll be waiting.
hours passed, more of the boy's friends came and they enjoyed too much that he forgot about the time.
The boy looked at his cellphone and saw four messages and 10 missed calls.
He shut his phone down to pretend his battery was drained.
1am
The boy went home and saw his brother, panicking outside the house and looking for him.
Brother: someone called earlier! Your girlfriend's bag was snatched, but she followed the snatchers and they shot her!
Boy: don't mess with me man. Stop joking.
The boy opened his cellphone and looked at her messages.
11: 00pm
Babe, where are you?
11: 30pm
Babe, why is your phone off?
11: 45pm
Babe, there are guys following me. I'm scared. Where are you? : '(
12: 00am
Happy Anniversary Babe, I love you. I wanted to greet you personally, but I think I won't see you tonight. Good night babe, I hope you're not drunk when you get home.
(This was originally in Filipino, but I translated it for you guys.)
I felt sad, reading this.
Guys, you'll never know when you'll lose the people you love.
Show them everyday how much you love them because you'll never know when you can't, anymore.
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Firetruck Game
Guy: Do you wanna play the firetruck game?
Girl: How do you play?
Guy: I get to run my fingers (which represent the fire truck) up your legs and then you say red light when you want me to stop.
Girl: Okay, let's play.
*few seconds*
Girl: Red Light!
Guy: Firetrucks don't stop for red lights.
LOL!
Reblog if your sleep pattern is messed up right...
It's nice having someone to text 24/7.
stevensgotbounce:
Like not every minute or so, but just throughout the day. Someone you could talk about your day with. Someone that could keep you occupied when you’re bored. Someone that could make your horrible day, a little bit better.
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“today’s going to be a productive day.”
“today’s going to be a productive day.”
“today’s going to be a productive day.”
“today’s going to be a productive day.”
“today’s going to be a productive day.”
“OH! I got a new messege.”
“OH! I got a new follower.”
You the rest of the day.
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